In other, vaguely Wu Tang related news:

Remember this post?
Barversation made it onto Urban Dictionary!

I got the email a few days ago, and decided to wait until it was published to say anything. Which, I only succeeded in doing because I completely forgot until just now.

In other, other news, I got THIS game from Goodwill for 3 American Dollars:

If you're not thinking that's the most awesome game ever then I don't know who you are anymore, internet. Who doesn't want to play a good old-fashioned game of Good, Bad, and Mystery smells? Well, my friends, apparently.

Apparently hardware functions better when you install the drivers. Who knew.

(Re)Learning to Draw: An Exercise in Cthulhus

Installment III: Lesson Learned

Is Barversation a word yet? or: Every time I use the phrase Wu Tang Clan take a drink

A barversation between me and my fiance:

"I love that you're going to marry me. And the Wu Tang Clan."
"I'm going to marry you AND the Wu Tang Clan?"
"You're marrying the Wu Tang Clan?? That's AWESOME!"
"What if the Wu Tang Clan was like, you can join our group but you have to let us marry Lindsey."
"What, all of them? Even ODB?"
"Yes, even zombie ODB."
"Definitely!"
"Even if it's against my will?"
"So, what you're saying is, in exchange for giving them you, the Wu Tang Clan becomes The RZA, The JZA, Ghostface Killah, Inspectah Deck, Method Man, ODB, Raekwon, U-God, Masta Killa, and Sean? Yeah honey, sorry."
"I am not a commodity to be sold the the Wu Tang Clan!"
"I don't know about that...."

Oh white boys and their love for the Wu.  Which is I suppose is only fitting as the group seems to think they're Asian. The group that brings people together through rap music and racial confusion. And also the fear of bees.

Owning a drawing tablet means never having to say your sorry

Well, by owning I mean borrowing from the upstairs neighbor.

And by borrowing I mean grabbing it off the couch while their house was on fire.

So I suppose she should thank me for saving it.

But actually the fire had already been extinguished by the fire dept, so the tablet wasn't in any danger.

So I suppose I should apologize for taking it without asking.

I guess, ultimately what secretly borrowing your neighbor's drawing tablet means is having to say your sorry. It also means you have to relearn how to draw from Square One. Case in point: